STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART AN

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS..

BOY: May i hold ur hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say u love mi.!! Say u love mi.!!
BOY: You love mi...

GIRL: John says im pretty. Andy says im ugly. Wad do u think?
BOY: A bit of both. I think u're pretty ugly.

TEACHER: "What do u call a person who keeps on talkin when ppl r no longer interested?"
PUPIL: "A teacher".

WIFE: You tell a man somethin, it goes in one ear n comes out of d other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman somethin, it goes in both ears n comes out of d mouth.

TEACHER: "Can anybody giv an example of COINCIDENCE?"
PUPIL: "Sir, my Mother n Father got married on d same day n at d same time." Isn't dat coincidence, teacher?

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